Description
Some days, it feels like the universe is doing the absolute most—and you’re just out here clinging to sanity with a coffee-stained to-do list and a questionable amount of patience. This tee is your battle cry, your emotional support outfit, and your passive-aggressive plea for mercy—all in one.
Perfect for work, errands, existential crises, or anytime you need the world to read the room.
Because yes, you’re trying your best—and no, you do not have time for extra bullshit.
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
