Description
Being a Snail Mom isn’t just a role — it’s a calling. This unisex sweatshirt is for the fierce, fabulous guardians of the squishy and the slimy. You nurture, you protect, you whisper sweet nothings to your snails while the world burns around you — and you do it in style.
Perfect for tending your little shelled babies, avoiding social obligations, and radiating slow, stable, “don’t mess with my snails” energy. Snail Mom Mode: activated. Forever.
Warning: may cause strangers to tell you weirdly personal garden stories.
⭐ Product Features:
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- 🔄 Seamless Swagger
Knit in one piece using tubular magic—no side seams, no weird puckering. Just clean lines and good vibes. - 🧶 Ribbed Collar That Knows Its Job
Highly elastic and holds its shape like a champ, even after one too many “just five more minutes” snoozes. - 🧵 Double-Needle Stitching = Double the Sass Support
Reinforced in all the right places—shoulders, cuffs, neck, waistband. Tough love, sweatshirt-style. - 🛋️ Medium-Heavy Fabric = Ultimate Couch Companion
A cozy 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester (8.0 oz/yd²) that feels like a warm hug from someone who doesn’t talk too much. - 🏷️ Tear-Away Tag = No More Neck Itch Tantrums
Soft, pearlized, and ready to be ripped out of your life—like that one toxic ex. - 🌿 Sustainability with Style
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. Good for your closet and your conscience.
- 🔄 Seamless Swagger
🧼 Care Instructions (Because You’ve Got Better Things to Do):
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- 🧊 Machine wash cold (like your iced coffee)
- 🚫 Non-chlorine bleach when necessary (but go easy, champ)
- 🔥 Tumble dry low (no high-heat drama)
- ❌ Do not iron (we don’t do wrinkle stress here)
- ❌ No dry cleaning (you’re not that high-maintenance)
