Description
It’s not just a phase—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re misting a terrarium, researching snail diets, or just vibing at your own perfectly chill pace, this tee proudly declares your dedication to the slow and steady life.
“Snail Dad Mode” means patience, peaceful vibes, and an unshakable bond with your shelled little sidekicks. Rock it while tending your snail crew, lounging in the garden, or spreading good gooey energy wherever you go.
All day. Every day. Snail Dad Mode stays ON.
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
