Description
The party might be poppin’, but your snails are pacing (slowly). This tee is for the homebodies, the snail parents, and the socially exhausted who always have the perfect exit strategy. With a retro design and a wildly specific excuse, it’s the ultimate conversation starter—especially with fellow snail lovers and low-key introverts.
Stylish, silly, and just the right amount of unhinged, this shirt says:
“I’m fun, but I have tiny, shelled responsibilities.”
Great for garden hangs, casual outings, and making a slow but fashionable getaway.
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
