Description
Delicate florals? Love ‘em. Shiny accessories? Yes, please. The occasional well-placed F-bomb? Absolutely essential. This shirt is for the unapologetic contradiction—equal parts elegance and expletive.
Whether you’re sipping rosé or dropping truth bombs, this tee speaks your language: stylish, sassy, and not afraid to ruffle a few pearl-clutchers. Wear it while thrifting, brunching, or just vibing in your chaotic, fabulous glory.
Because who says you can’t love lace and still cuss like a sailor?
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
