Description
Holy? No. Hilarious? Absolutely. This unisex sweatshirt is for the saints who’ve had it — the unbothered, over-it icons just trying to survive the daily circus without catching a charge. Blessed with sarcasm and stitched with zero tolerance, this cozy piece lets the world know your patience is legendary… and currently on its last damn thread.
Perfect for dodging small talk, enduring meetings that should’ve been emails, and reminding everyone you’re one eye roll away from full-blown sainthood (with a side of expletives).
⭐ Product Features:
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- 🔄 Seamless Swagger
Knit in one piece using tubular magic—no side seams, no weird puckering. Just clean lines and good vibes. - 🧶 Ribbed Collar That Knows Its Job
Highly elastic and holds its shape like a champ, even after one too many “just five more minutes” snoozes. - 🧵 Double-Needle Stitching = Double the Sass Support
Reinforced in all the right places—shoulders, cuffs, neck, waistband. Tough love, sweatshirt-style. - 🛋️ Medium-Heavy Fabric = Ultimate Couch Companion
A cozy 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester (8.0 oz/yd²) that feels like a warm hug from someone who doesn’t talk too much. - 🏷️ Tear-Away Tag = No More Neck Itch Tantrums
Soft, pearlized, and ready to be ripped out of your life—like that one toxic ex. - 🌿 Sustainability with Style
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. Good for your closet and your conscience.
- 🔄 Seamless Swagger
🧼 Care Instructions (Because You’ve Got Better Things to Do):
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- 🧊 Machine wash cold (like your iced coffee)
- 🚫 Non-chlorine bleach when necessary (but go easy, champ)
- 🔥 Tumble dry low (no high-heat drama)
- ❌ Do not iron (we don’t do wrinkle stress here)
- ❌ No dry cleaning (you’re not that high-maintenance)
