Description
For the saints who’ve been tested one too many times—this one’s for you. Whether you’re dodging idiocy at work, surviving family functions, or simply existing in a world full of nonsense, this shirt is your personal halo of sarcasm. Bold, blunt, and blessed with zero chill, it’s the perfect way to say what you’re thinking without saying a word (okay, maybe just a few colorful ones).
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Saint Cunty McFuckoff approves.
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
