Description
Why rush when you can slay at your own pace? This adorable unisex sweatshirt is your cozy reminder to slow it down, breathe it out, and enjoy the ride — snail style. Decorated with a chill little shelled icon and some flower power, it’s the perfect mix of cute, comfy, and IDGAF energy.
Throw it on when you’re dodging responsibilities, taking “just five more minutes,” or simply living your best slow life. It’s fashion, it’s therapy, it’s snailcore.
⭐ Product Features:
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- 🔄 Seamless Swagger
Knit in one piece using tubular magic—no side seams, no weird puckering. Just clean lines and good vibes. - 🧶 Ribbed Collar That Knows Its Job
Highly elastic and holds its shape like a champ, even after one too many “just five more minutes” snoozes. - 🧵 Double-Needle Stitching = Double the Sass Support
Reinforced in all the right places—shoulders, cuffs, neck, waistband. Tough love, sweatshirt-style. - 🛋️ Medium-Heavy Fabric = Ultimate Couch Companion
A cozy 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester (8.0 oz/yd²) that feels like a warm hug from someone who doesn’t talk too much. - 🏷️ Tear-Away Tag = No More Neck Itch Tantrums
Soft, pearlized, and ready to be ripped out of your life—like that one toxic ex. - 🌿 Sustainability with Style
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. Good for your closet and your conscience.
- 🔄 Seamless Swagger
🧼 Care Instructions (Because You’ve Got Better Things to Do):
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- 🧊 Machine wash cold (like your iced coffee)
- 🚫 Non-chlorine bleach when necessary (but go easy, champ)
- 🔥 Tumble dry low (no high-heat drama)
- ❌ Do not iron (we don’t do wrinkle stress here)
- ❌ No dry cleaning (you’re not that high-maintenance)
