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Don’t Hurry Be Happy – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Life moves fast—unless you’re a snail. And honestly? They might be onto something. This tee is a gentle reminder to slow down, breathe deep, and enjoy the little things (like… -
Snail Mom Social Club – Ceramic Mug
$15.00 – $18.00Enjoy your favorite brew in this charming 11oz or 15oz coffee mug, featuring the playful phrase "Snail Mom Social Club, life is better with snails." Perfect for moms who appreciate… -
Snail Dad Social Club – Ceramic Mug
$15.00 – $18.00Join the slowest but coolest club around with this "Snail Dad Social Club" mug. Whether you’re caring for actual snails or just appreciate life at an easy pace, this mug… -
Snail Anxiety – Ceramic Mug
$15.00 – $18.00Introverts, snail parents, and socially exhausted folks—this one’s for you. The "I Can't Stay Long, My Snails Get Anxious When I'm Out Late" mug is your official excuse to leave… -
Don’t Hurry Be Happy – Ceramic Mug
$15.00 – $18.00(Because rushing is for suckers—and you’re too fabulous for that.) Channel your inner snail and sassy Zen master with the "Don't Hurry, Be Happy" mug—your daily dose of slow-living, flower-loving,… -
Snail Dad Mode – Ceramic Mug
$15.00 – $18.00Forget beast mode—Snail Dad Mode is where it’s really at. This mug is for the laid-back legends, garden guardians, and proud papas of shelled sidekicks who know that good things… -
Snail Mom Mode – Ceramic Mug
$15.00 – $18.00She’s nurturing, she’s fierce, and she moves at her own damn pace. Welcome to Snail Mom Mode—where multitasking meets mellow, and caffeination is a lifestyle. Whether you're wrangling actual snails… -
Whimsical Tomfoolery – Ceramic Mug
$15.00 – $18.00Thou may sipeth thy morning brew in peace—but let it be known: true whimsy requires commitment to absolute nonsense. This mug, featuring a majestic wizard gallantly riding a snail, is… -
Snail Mom Social Club – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Embrace your love for snails with our charming "Snail Mom Social Club" tee shirt! This delightful design celebrates the joys of snail motherhood and the unique bond with these slow-paced… -
Snail Dad Social Club – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00For the dads (or dad-energy folks) who know that real strength lies in patience, calm vibes, and a deep appreciation for tiny slimy companions—welcome to the club. Whether you're raising… -
Snail Dad Mode – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00It’s not just a phase—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re misting a terrarium, researching snail diets, or just vibing at your own perfectly chill pace, this tee proudly declares your dedication… -
Snail Anxiety – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00The party might be poppin’, but your snails are pacing (slowly). This tee is for the homebodies, the snail parents, and the socially exhausted who always have the perfect exit… -
Snail Mom Mode – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Snail Mom Mode isn't something you switch on—it's a full-time, slow-living, love-giving lifestyle. From carefully misting enclosures to cheering on your tiny slime babies as they explore the world at… -
Whimsical Tomfoolery – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Let’s get one thing straight: whimsy isn’t just flower crowns and soft pastels. True whimsy involves commitment to chaos, an appreciation for the absurd, and at least one magical ride…