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Pretty Things Sarcastic – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$0.00 – $20.00Delicate florals? Love ‘em. Shiny accessories? Yes, please. The occasional well-placed F-bomb? Absolutely essential. This shirt is for the unapologetic contradiction—equal parts elegance and expletive. Whether you're sipping rosé or… -
Hell In A Handbasket – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Crafty, chaotic, and just a touch cursed—this tee is for those who are fully self-aware and leaning all the way in. Whether you're stitching sarcasm into every interaction or just… -
Not My Coop Not My Poop – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Sometimes you’ve just gotta let the hens handle their own drama. This tee is for the unbothered souls who know when to strut away and leave the mess behind—figuratively and… -
Snail Anxiety – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00The party might be poppin’, but your snails are pacing (slowly). This tee is for the homebodies, the snail parents, and the socially exhausted who always have the perfect exit… -
Whimsical Tomfoolery – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Let’s get one thing straight: whimsy isn’t just flower crowns and soft pastels. True whimsy involves commitment to chaos, an appreciation for the absurd, and at least one magical ride…