Description
Let’s get one thing straight: whimsy isn’t just flower crowns and soft pastels. True whimsy involves commitment to chaos, an appreciation for the absurd, and at least one magical ride on a majestic snail.
This tee is a declaration, a vibe, a lifestyle. Whether you’re casting spells of silliness or simply living your life at a delightfully unhurried pace, this shirt is your official license to frolic, giggle, and cause minor magical disturbances.
Because real whimsy requires tomfoolery—and you, dear wearer, are the chosen one.
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
