Description
Slow and steady wins the style race. Whether you’ve got a terrarium full of shelled sweethearts or just an undying love for nature’s chillest creatures, this tee makes your snail devotion official. Welcome to the Snail Mom Social Club—where we move at our own pace, embrace the gooey goodness, and know that life is definitely better with snails.
Perfect for gardeners, hobbyists, pet snail parents, or anyone who understands that fast isn’t always fabulous.
Because being a Snail Mom isn’t just a vibe—it’s a lifestyle.
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
